"My name is Marti MacCane and I’m a bartender at the hottest night club around. I'm the best bartender around, actually. I’m happily married to my husband, Spencer, and my life has been pretty awesome, until lately. Lately I’ve been moody; tired- no- that’s not quite right… exhausted, had to go to the bathroom way too much and just overall a pain in mine, and everyone else’s ass. Oh, and also, I’ve kinda been falling for this younger guy I’m supposed to be training… so I guess life really isn’t all that fantastic.
My doctor says that I’m possibly experiencing some weird puberty thing or ‘maturing a bit before most of my peers do.’ I don’t know about that. I look fat and feel awful. He insists that estrogen is to blame… if so, then I somehow managed to get stuck in Estrogen’s funhouse. And it’s really crazy there. Someone get me out? Please?"
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